Thu 2 Jan
9:00 p.m.
I found deleted journal entries on my clipboard, which I preserved and copy pasted.
I need to go get dinner. I think it's macaroni. I don't mind it. I love the taste of pork sausages. I'm kinda hungry. I feel pretty sleepy. I might need more ████████████
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Sinhalese words, "hora" "kana" translates directly to "secret" "eating", and horakama is the Sinhala word for "theft" or "stealing"
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I'm getting pretty tired. I need to eat and go to sleep. Tomorrow, I'll make some homemade mayonnaise so I can eat my cheesed up fried potato wedges. It's going to be amazing. I think I can eat fried potato wedges every day. I love them. I can't believe I'm 45kg, and so, I can eat that kind of good food all the time. I bet all those ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████‼️
I miss the Campbell's tomato soup I'd get from England. I loved that tomato soup. Whenever I felt hungry, I'd just get some bread, microwave the soup up, dip and eat it. It was amazing. I can't believe there's no good tomato soup over here. I also miss
Oh yea, before I forget, I added some brown sugar to my filet mignon steak too. That's why it was so sweet and delicious.
Whatever.
I also miss, I miss a lot of things in England. I miss the late night Donner kebabs████████████████████████ because they'd make these amazing donner kebabs in pita bread for me. █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████would be up all the time in their little shops parked outside my university residence with that stuff. It was just 5 quid, but it was delicious.
I was a very rich student. I think I got a lot of money. I got like 900 pounds per month, and I had a great time. I loved all the food I got. █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
9:30 p.m.
I'm getting pretty sleepy. I think I'll go to sleep soon. I hope Uwin brings me that precious █████████████████████Graham's tawny port wine bottle I asked him to. Omg, I have a sweet tooth, it's the only alcohol I like.
I think I like the white Russian cocktail and I guess, the whatever, because that white Russian popularised by the Dude in the Big Lebowski is very sweet. I love it. I think Graham's Tawny Port Wine is my favourite because I saw my dad had an empty case of it at home after returning from England and recognizing it. I also saw my dad had a Ballantines, but I don't like that.
Raja uncle claims erroneously that I broke a Chivas Regal or something as a kid in front of them, I don't like that alcohol too. I only like Graham's tawny port wine. Jagath uncle got me (my family)* a box of Cherry soaked in liquor coated in chocolate from M&S, I liked it. I think Graham's is just like that, very sweet.
It's a great invention. Those Portuguese kept the natural sweetness by not fermenting the grapes, and instead, fortifying the grape with alcohol. I love it. ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ I think I only like that alcohol, and beer and that's it.
9:45 p.m.
I hate tequila, I had whiskey mostly, I hate vodka, I hate rum (unless a Pina Colada which is also overrated), I hate a lot of alcohol. I like champagne, I like prosecco, I like red wine, I like, i don't know, absinthe? No, I don't know. *Yawn* I'm so ███████ sleepy now.
I think I liked Parliament cigarettes because of Sean Samarasinghe, Charlie Sheen and the hollow tip filter. I liked Davidoff cigarettes because of Koshi aiya. But I never really smoke. I smoked just two cigarettes last on the 18th of December, as every 3rd Wednesday we have Freemason meetings, and I got a mini stroke or headache. I need to avoid smoking.
10:00 p.m.
Iruka Dedigama just copied Sean's Parliament cigarettes and then started smoking them only. He told me he started it. Sean told me Sean started it and told Iruka about it. I think Sean started it. I only started the Cartier cigarettes which are gold plated because I discovered them after Sharma uncle left them, I presume.
I started something else too, but I copied Sean Henricus. Okay, fine, i copied Sean Henricus. So, what? I still won't tell anyone. I started the Bleu de Chanel thing. Everyone copied me. So, I'm not to going to share anything, otherwise everyone else will copy me. Everyone loves to imitate and copy and steal ideas from me or try pretend to be me -- wannabes.
I started all of these █████ rumours and then everyone else just started talking about it. I started the ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ I started the whole- actually, can't talk about that story. I think my family starts rumours, I love it.
I'm so sleepy. I have so much business I gotta do. I dunno why these ███████ are so slow. I need to close deals fast. I've incentivised everyone really well. I'm like the market leader in █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
10:30 p.m.
I need $24,000 to buy an IT asset. I need it. There's only 1 in the world, and 5 people are also trying to purchase it. I need to get it first. I think we can sign our first deal with Dialog Axiata and buy it.
Would I lie to you:
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(Would I lie to you)
Songwriters: MICK LEESON / PETER BENSON VALE
Would I Lie to You lyrics © Emi Music Publishing France, BMG VM MUSIC LTD
11:00 p.m. Th
Kamal Gunarathna uncle and Shavendra Silva uncle are very innocent. I think I'm different because I believe in the power of technology. I believe the reason that England could rule India was because of technological superiority.
I'm going to modernise our defence system. I think I can get support from Prasad Samarasinghe uncle and Lasantha Waidyaratne uncle too. It's what makes me happiest. It's a lot of work, but it'll ensure within a short period of time, Sri Lanka goes from third world to first privately.
