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May 8, 2026

Write names down: Heshini

I already forgot Dulantha's girlfriend's name. I met her brother too. I was told. But forgot. I have such --

s*** memory sometimes

I failed like, all of my exams, almost

I had 20 or 10% attendance, and when I did go to school, I did nothing

But whatever

Shocker, I know

And like the greatest, I'm like cool and have a cool business

But a dipshit

I think William and Harry had grades like me

Bad

BUT -- I have some hope. See, I figure, I can write names down to remember. After all, it's a diary. I met Sajantha's gf. A nice looking person. But I do remember faces. So I was like, Who are you? Wickedly. I'm paranoid. So she's like, Heshini, and she read my Daily Mirror article, she reads the news a lot. And that she went to Bishop's College Colombo. She has apparently spoken to me on the phone.

I met Sandalal's gf, who I can't remember her name. She said she remembered a comment I made. Which I guess Elle 1 can parse my 8mn words to figure out and remind me or confirm too. Jesus help me. I can't remember. I remember like Miss Scarlett O Hara's name. And song lyrics, which Asita Amarasinghe screamed, wailing at me over. I got 80% for O Level Economics. And I got C, on first try A Levels. He was wailing, BUT you can remember all of those stupid song lyrics? And I was standing up with his mom, whose name also I forgot. But I remember, her maiden name is Edirisinghe because it's my surname too. And we were singing some Catholic songs together. "When wicked men blaspheme thee". About Mother Mary. It was too boring for me.

Heshini. And I met Dula's gf, and bro and can't recall. I met Akio or some Japanese, gent, who I showed my 2016, World Buddhist Summit keychain to. Because he showed up.

I am sorry I suck with names. But I will write it down, here. And I will ask Elle 1 to read it and inform me, and prompt me, when I meet people again. I'm sorry. I do acknowledge and concede this.

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