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11:30 AM on January 23

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Tue 21 Jan

10:15 a.m.

I ████ Sri Lankan food. I can't even eat Kottu Rothi. I don't like the Idiyapung or String Hoppers I had yesterday. I think I'm only into McDonald's, bacon Bakkwa, Cantonese roast duck, cheese, tomato soup, etc. I'll eat this because I'm hungry and need food.

After I taught my domestic assistant to make me fried potato wedges, I have gained weight to 46.5kg. This is very good. I need to gain to 55kg or 65kg. I think at 60kg, I should remain otherwise I'll look like a fat f***.

11:15 a.m.

█████████████████████████████████████████████████████████I only like Bacon Bakkwa and Beef Brisket. I like Suckling Pig too. Ooh I'm salivating just thinking of it. My mum told Anoja aunty "i have to get money to pay for Lehan" in a dismissive tone.███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

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Obviously she has to pay for me. Everyone must pay me. Everyone pays ███████████ Jeff Bezos for Amazon Prime membership. You don't see them complaining about free next day delivery. Why are people complaining about paying me? What have I ever done wrong? I haven't done anything. What wrong have I done?

I'm watching Boardwalk Empire. It's really interesting. I always wanted to be like Alphonse Capone. When I was small, I wanted to be just like him. I love the ████████████████████████████Hehehe I need to do that.

11:30 a.m.

11:45 a.m.

12:00 p.m.

I don't know. █████████████████████████████████████████████████ It's not necessary. █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

2:00 p.m.

I emailed my Grand Lodge Certificate number (details) and issue date and also a scanned Clearance Certificate to District Grand Master Right Worshipful Brother Ferhad Jamshed Nilgiria who's trying to get me into Duke of Connaught Lodge No. 2940. I couldn't scan the GLC because it's too large as a A3 for my scanner.

2:45 p.m.

Bro Ferhad is Parsi. I learned they escaped from Iran because of Muslim persecution. Even Jamsetji Tata was a Parsi. I think the Tata family were masons, and so, was Sohli Captain the oldest member of Orion Lodge. I think Abans Pestonji, McDonald's operator, are also all Parsi. They're a bit like me.

3:00 p.m.

I remember when I was small there was a pimp game on Facebook. ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

3:30 p.m.

I dunno. I don't want to end up like that loser Frank "The Irishman" Sheeran who regretted ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

4:30 p.m.

█████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ I like my brown skin. Sigh. I spoke to Srinath Wijayakumara on WhatsApp, he told me there's a big delay signing our NDA because Dialog is big and communications between teams is very slow and ineffective. We should meet to discuss POC this week.

6:15 p.m.

I'm watching Boardwalk Empire. ███████████████████████████████ Ooh there's a gator fight in Boardwalk Empire (I didn't see an actual fight). I love this show. I was falling asleep for a bit, but it got interesting. I invited Ferhad to our place for an informal chat and coffee. He's the District Grand Master.

6:30 p.m.

█████████████████████████ ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████My Golf Papa project is going well. Jorge sent an audio message on WhatsApp saying he's following up and very busy catching up with other work projects.