Toby Keith, BBQ Fixations

I might do medium well, but can't do medium rare, because of the health risks, it looks and tastes better, but it is unsafe

As a business decision we will never serve it

I suggest well done, and at best medium well

Because rare doneness meats are dangerous

It's not sashimi

And I can't accept the risk

You owe it to consumers

I have always enjoyed well done McDonald's foods

I do add loads of chili garlic sauce, like 2 - 3 packets to the cheeseburger, however, which is how I roll

McDonald's Sri Lanka had an AMAZING chili garlic sauce only found in here in Sri Lanka

It wasn't served anywhere else

Singapore's got a Curry Sauce -- but our chili garlic, which has a bit of sweetness -- it was out of this world

And sadly, too good for this world, as McDonald's Sri Lanka closed

Anyway, back in memory lane: I would pay extra for extra packets of the good stuff

Not the Szechuan Sauce Rick and Morty went CRAZY for

The Chili Garlic Sauce -- which should be a CRIME for McDonald's to DENY everyone else

And I would DRENCH the burger -- I was -- i DRENCHED that cheeseburger in that sauce

It was the most delicious thing ever

Heh

What

Heathen with hedonistic appetites

I dunno, all that red garlic chili sauce oozing out of my double or triple cheeseburger

It was, as Olivia Newton John put it across in Physical:

It was bringing out the animal in me

I woulda been KICKED out of a french restaurant for that

Those French chefs, apparently, don't serve ketchup with their fries

They take it as an insult if you add lots of sauce

If they saw me, they would have gotten pretty pissed off at how I made their work my own

I would eat with my hands and always on top of the burger wrapper, even the chips

And it would drip drop down and stuff

I really love McDonald's

It's not their name, it's the experience, they just made a product that works

They created a food that was. perfect, that tasted good

One day, if I was offered a last meal, I'd choose a Happy Meal from McDonald's

I would never serve medium rare food, only like medium well

I will fire anyone in my business, if they ████ with me

They will never serve you food that's got blood in it

Or rare food

I like medium rare meat, but it

I

Can't serve it

It's too dangerous

I'm shocked, that people don't die of food poisoning more by eating rare doneness meats, as I'd expect

But they must be being admitted to hospitals, or suffering

Quietly

It's not good

We don't do that

I love cheeseburgers by McDonald's

McDonald's is my favorite restaurant, I ████ Obama, because his███████ wife Michelle planted disgusting vegetables in the WH garden

And I only love Trump because he served McDonald's and food is the most sincere way to winning an American ███████ (me) heart

I ███████ love Trump

We used to have this tv channel, in SL, called Art TV, and I remember as a child, I was only a teenager, my dad had died then, on the comfy blue sofa, on the CRT TV, I would wait to watch The Apprentice, on Art TV, in the evening at 5 or 6 p.m.

I ███████ LOVE TRUMP.

I would always watch the intro, the money, money, money song

And I would marvel at this man

I'll have anyone who comes to my restaurant, and asks for vegetables, thrown out, or invite them for a meeting with Al Wasserberger

I can't help people who go to a bbq restaurant asking for vegetables

There are some things, even I can't do

The insult

What have I ever done, to deserve to be treated so disrespectfully....

Who does that?

What is wrong with you?

They go into a Japanese restaurant, ni hau, can I have Chinese fried rice?

Who the f*** are you?

Get the f*** out

How did you get a f***ing reservation at my Dorsia?

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They will next, wait 10 hours, overnight, to go to Aaron Franklin's bbq, and then only order like vegetables

They are the

There's a special place in hell for people like that

Hehehe

I have an animal graveyard stomach

I have mixed views.

I think personally, Kamala will do wonders for America

Women's rights, human's rights, are worth it

I love Kamala, she is a great, brave and compassionate leader, who is unlucky she has to brave Donald Trump, a behemoth

Nobody can beat Trump

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I dunno who made Trump's wax statue at Madame Tussauds

But I know God made Trump

I remember on a plane, I saw The Sopranos

AJ, the guy brushed his hair up, like a mafia guy

I couldn't find it, the scene, when I watched it

However

I remember, seeing The Apprentice

And like my dad, who did my hair like that

I also, brushed my hair like Donald Trump

People go big on perfumes

But Donald Trump fashioned his hairstyle

And everyone wanted to copy him

To be like Trump

I loved the basketball move, Like Mike

They find MJ's shoes, turn into Michael Jordan

Like Mike

I wish I could be like Trump

Like Trump

When I wear my tie, or business suit, or shoes

Yeah, I'm dressed up for success

From ████████████████████████

And I will always do my duty: voting for Trump

No █████████████████████

I've ███████████████████

I know█████████████

And I don't want to lie to you

But if lying's asked of me

I'll cross my finger in secret

Cause the truth don't come free

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I ███████ love Trump, he just does it for me

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