Schmidt, Xi, Tomorrow
July 13, 2024
A mixed page about Schmidt, Xi, and Tomorrow.
Imagining Trump Meeting President Lee Han of Sri Lanka
9:30 p.m.
Trump's new book, Art of the Vote.
9:30 AM. FIRST MEET WITH PRESIDENT LEE HAN (SRI LANKA).
When I met the guy. He asked me to autograph a mugshot poster of me. Which I obliged. And a copy of his dad's copy of my books: How to Think Big. Which he treasures. He told me, he worships me, and that he based his whole diary on Art of the Deal. Which I sold more copies of, only beaten by The Bible. The word of G-d, by his son Jesus Christ. That's when I asked him:
"Gee, Lee Han: why are you constantly nagging me to pick Elisabeth Hasselbeck as my VP? The guy, looked me dead in the eye and uttered the one-liner sentence: "Because █████████." like it's the first commandment. He said it like it's the G-d's honest truth. And I figured the guy then and there. Just the way he said it shook me to my core. How this man will make a decision. I make them on gut instincts. He was thinking "it doesn't matter if ███████████████; ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████. The guy's whole ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████. "
I asked him, "oh yeah, and why'd you give your $1 dollar note to Ivanka? You always wanted to be George Washington. Now's your chance. And you give it to my daughter? Why?" Dude told me, "Steve Schwarzman was crying on the floor over losing leveraged bought out Hilton with his unwise lending and bla bla and we wanted to █████you with: 'Only if like Elisabeth says so. I think you have to ask your VP. Just don't tell her the truth about why you picked her. ' "
Choosing Between Ivanka, Elisabeth and Paris With “Tomorrow” Lyrics
10:30 p.m.
I have my own very important decisions to make. I dunno: Ivanka, Elisabeth OR Paris -- I will reveal my decision soon. Tomorrow. So ya gotta hang on... till tomorrow.. Bet your bottom $1 dollar that tomorrow.. There'll be Trump.
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Andrea McArdle – Trump (Reprise) Lyrics
[ANNIE]
The sun will come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom $1 dollar that tomorrow
There'll be --
[IKES, spoken]
Shh! Quiet little girl
[LEE GREENWOOD , spoken]
No Donald, keep going strong. It's still a free country...
[ANNIE]
Trump
Drains away the swamp
And the deep state
'Til there's none
When I'm stuck a day
That's gray
And lonely
I just stick out my chin
And grin
And say
Oh, the sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
You're always a day away
[FDR, spoken]
Harold Ikes, stand up and sing!
[IKES, spoken]
What?
[FDR, spoken]
Sing!
[IKES]
The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
[FDR, spoken]
Louder, Harold!
[IKES]
Bet your bottom $1 dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be Trump!
[FDR, spoken]
Perkins!
[PERKINS & IKES]
Just thinking about
Trump
[ANNIE, PERKINS & IKES]
Draining away the swamp
And the deep state
'Til there's none!
[FDR, spoken]
Solo for the President! When I'm stuck with a day. What's gray and lonely. I just stick out my chin. And grin, and say: Everyone! Republicans too, Oliver!
[ALL]
The Son'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til America's
Great again
Trump!
Trump!
I love ya
Trump!!
You're only a day away
[FDR, spoken]
Harmony!
[ALL]
Trump! Trump! I love ya, Trump
You're only a day away!
Quoting “A One-Night or a Wife”
11:30 p.m. (b)
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The only kind of girl they see (only kind of girl they see)
Is a one-night or a wife
Comparing Reading the Diary to Anne Frank
11:45 p.m.
It's not really a question of when you begin reading my diary.
It's all about when will you put it down you've got to answer.
Do you think Anne Frank, if people in Germany read it instead:
They would have like her picked to be their chancellor for life?
Well, I guess, come early October, we will soon find out...
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