LMGs, Kongsberg, Bleu
January 4, 2024
A military-and-style page about LMGs, Kongsberg, and Bleu.
Game Mechanics, Conscription Plans and Military Weapons
12:30 p.m. (b)
We use these game mechanics, for training our own troops, especially part of conscription. I am not totally sure, because these depend on many factors, but we are actively designing our military conscription program. I think improving. I think that a 1 day conscription program, 1 week, 1 month, 1 quarter (3 month), 1 half (6 month), 1 year, will be the way we do it. We are also giving out HK416s (10, 14, 16 inch) and FN MAGs (m240), and the FN Minimi (m249). We give out HK417s for battle rifles, and we have a few sniper rifles. I like the McMillan Tac-50 and the M82.
Bleu de Chanel, Pauline and a Scarf That Smells Like Her
9:30 p.m.
So, over here, this Bleu de Chanel, (Eau de Parfum, I got in England, just to wear it because of Pauline... to impress her!
Hehehe
So she hopefully wouldn't smell my guilty, filthy soul, which stinks of the many evil deeds I have committed.
I remember she was in the pantry, it was all sunny that day, and I was walking in and leaving wearing my little parfum.
Lehan blushes.
This is what Pauline smells like, for me, even though, it's a guy's perfume
I guess, it's more like, it's what reminds me of her
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[Verse 5]
Time won't fly, it's like I'm paralyzed by it
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A Christmas Parody About Scarves, Money and Sex
10:45 p.m.
On the first night of Christmas, my true love told to me:
"But you keep my old scarf from that very first week
'Cause it reminds you of innocence and it smells like me
You can't get rid of it
'Cause you remember it all too well, yeah"
On the second day of Christmas, my true love said near me:
"You keep 80%, and you hand over 20% to my █████████████████
("Or else, it's jail, and a $1,000 fine.")
On the last day of Christmas, my true love claimed to me:
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Adult-Video Commentary, Codey Steele and Taking Greenland
11:00 p.m.
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And he's a hero for doing that
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A Vote Lehan Teleprompter Speech About Sinhalese Voters
11:00 p.m.
I dunno, maybe, it was Thomas and Ray or something
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Lehan's team interrupts, points at the camera
Teleprompter reads:
Those of you, who are voting Lehan, are creating history
You literally hold your future, in your hands
As you are holding the ballot paper with your left hand
And vote with your right hand
And maybe one of your fingers is colored in
Unless my assigned ballot stuffing teams
Who are the real patriots
You are creating history as the saviors of Sri Lanka
And the Sinhalese race
If you go ask the Moslems who do they vote for
Always, they'll say, "Sri Lanka Moslem (Muslim) Congress"
Always
Why?
Because they don't want you to██████████████████
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Sorry
No, that's just my PR Guy's mistake
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They ███████████████████████████████████████ refusing Muhammad
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Our Sinhalese are all alert now, they want to Vote Lehan
They want to take back this island, that their forefathers won
This is a turning point, where your ancestors are beaming in the skies
They're the ones counting on you, to let this island survive
Water’s Edge, Sumal Perera and Bank of SL Funds
11:15 p.m.
Palith went to survey that Water's Edge land with Sumal Perera.
I think Sumal will likely, get that Water's Edge, if I'm president.
I'm sort of like Chandrika, dignified.
I think Harry can manage a lot of my Bank of SL funds if depositors are impressed enough to pick his services to do so
EA-6B Prowlers and Counter-Intel Aircraft Plans
2:45 a.m.
EA-6B Prowler: I haven't seen this. We can buy these too. We're getting some of those counter-intel military aircraft.
We have a lot of military advisors. We're likely to be a very strong, resilient military power, even if like most soldiers in public, we won't get in any fights, as cowards don't pick on people who can fight back.
Being a Regular Boy Next Door, Not a Serious Politician
3:00 a.m. (d)
Congrats and good luck!
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Look I might be "a serious politician" to everyone else
But not to me
I'm actually, as you can read, I'm just a very regular, boy next door
Someone you'll bump into in the supermarket
Some kind, very cool guy
I don't care or want power or money or fame
And I truly mean that
Though, like Evita, it might seem to the world otherwise
They are illusions
They are not the solutions they promised to be.
The answer was here all along.
I love you, and hope you love me
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