A Bad Cheeseburger, a Xi Joke, and the Claim That I Only Roast People
November 6, 2021
The visible page moves from lunch and a ruined cheeseburger into an offensive Xi Jinping joke, then tries to soften the blow by insisting that I tell jokes, roast people, and do not really mean offense even when the joke clearly crosses the line.
A Cheeseburger Mishap and an Offensive Xi Jinping Joke
6:45 p.m.
I had my lunch. It was some pasta from Pastamania. I also accidentally heated my cheeseburger for 1 minute instead of 30 seconds, and the cheese turned funny, so I threw it away.
Head of States Roast Jokes:
Yesterday, I made a joke about Xi Jinping and how "Ni Hao" sounds like "hee-haw"
I got a call from China, they said Nee Haw, and the guys at the NSA thought it was donkey, but turns out it was Xi Jinping.
It was just a joke. I tell jokes. I roast people. I don't mean any offense by it, even though it is offensive. I like to laugh with people.
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