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Best. President. Ever.

I love you Mr Trump, I'm Sri Lankan and I love you!!!

I love McDonald's and Pizza -- I wish I could go to their school so I can eat delicious food every day.

I hate all the healthy eaters. So, what if I die 10 or 20 years early? What's the point of living if you eat yucky rye bread and vegetables? To live for another extra 20 years -- eating green plants as food?

Singapore should try to do a deal to export Bakkwa to Trump's school food programme. It tastes good, and that's what matters.

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