Although, to be frank
I'm more of a Delta Force kind of person unlike her
And stuff
But cause I'm so skinny and stuff
And can't do that 5 mile run carrying too much
I think I can carry like 10kg
I can just go get another one of those Trump letters
Where next time
He signs off as Donald
And then baddabing
BADABANG
Lehan's kicking down Soleimani's cave door!
Boots on the ground, and on the motherfucker's throat
Spreading freedom 'n democracy!
Right throughout the land!
Especially for those terrorist whackjobs
Who are defaming poor Trump with their
Calumnies and lies
Free Palestine: LIES!!!!