NYT Survey, Playboy Echoes
டிசம்பர் 4, 2023
Subscribed to New York Times, completed survey, and traced a Trump headline to Playboy. Vox’s Xi clip revived Great Wall nostalgia
Respecting the New York Times Enough to Step Down
5:30 p.m. (j)
They're the most respected newspaper in the world
If the White House or King Charles or anyone else, if they called me on my cell, and they're like, Lehan, you should resign as president
I'll hang up on them
After telling them to go f*** themselves
Or wake up sleepy head, to Joe
Or I dunno
"Ivanka don't give my number to your dad"
But if NY Times
If Sulzberger, or this BBC chairman Sharp guy who resigned
But definitely Sulzberger, whom Adam Grant interviewed
If they asked me to resign
I'd step down
Discovering Trump’s Playboy Interview Through the New York Times
5:45 p.m. (f)
Trump's Playboy Magazine Interview
Which I mentioned or referred to just yesterday
Sunday, December 3rd.
9:00 p.m., 9:15 p.m., and 9:30 p.m.
https://www.playboy.com/read/playboy-interview-donald-trump-1990
I didn't know what that was
Until I read New York Times, and I followed their link to their website
That's when I learned about Playboy Magazine for the first time
Denying Lehan Is a Dictator While Listing Presidential Powers
1:45 a.m.
No, Lehan's not a dictator.
Because they got a style or system of guv'ment similar to ours
Anthony Blinken can be seen beaming happily
He smiles at this
Proud
As Lehan writes down his notes
Of things
To Do
1. New constitution
2. Head of state may not be accused. No, not even in closed court or by a council or anything else.
3. Head of state can run as many times as he or she wishes.
Imagining Pauline at the Playboy Mansion
2:15 a.m.
Pauline can go with me to the████████████████████████████████████, to pose with a black color ███████Bunny uniform
= )
I can do an interview with them, or something as it's my favorite magazine and the only one I ever even read
Which should really terrify you
Because I'm the president or will be
Reassuring Xi About Sri Lanka and Business
2:15 a.m. (f)
You are a very handsome man. Xi.
It's okay. I understand umm. You wanted to be nice. You thought you could trust Mahinda Rajapaksa. He's stupidly built an empty airport, harbor port and cricket stadium in his 10,000 population, tiny village in Hambantota.
I get that your mad.
I'm not going to throw you out.
You can stay here with us in Sri Lanka as well.
We're about world peace. Not war. Or killing anybody.
I guess, you can have a piece of Bank of Sri Lanka, with Winston Ma.
I think you can do any businesses you wish, as you wish
We have the Sri Lanka Wealth Fund investor menu for you to have a look
Great Wall Restaurant and Loving Chinese Food
2:30 a.m. (b)
I love Chinese food. My family always did a restaurant called Great Wall Restaurant. It's Chinese food. My favorite is Sweet Corn Chicken or Crab soup, with Fried Rice. I would always put my rice in the soup, and enjoy it. As it's our family restaurant, where i had many a birthday party. Or got catering. It was actually our go-to, family, comfort home meal food. I would always get it. Even my grandma knew, so she would get it for me.
I went to Singapore for 2 years because I love the Chinese people.
I would never have visited any other country in Asia.
Great Wall Restaurant, Age Rules and Political Opposition
2:30 a.m. (c)
They closed Great Wall Restaurant in Sumathi Court. Because they want to put that area, to better use, it was Jagath's decision. I call Jagath uncle, Jagath. Like I call everyone first names. People don't even know how old I am, and they don't believe me when I say I'm thirty. They think I'm 50 or 60 or younger. I don't look my age. A lot of my political opposition, they're desperate on saying that you need to be 35 to be president. That's the only card they have, in addition to ██████████████████, ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████I like how you executed public officials for taking ██████, Mr Xi Jinping, I plan to do that within the first few weeks of my presidency -█████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
The anti Lehan camp:
1. Lehan's gonna say Buddhists can run farms, or chicken farms. ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████, for trying to say that it's wrong to kill chickens. And then later, he's saying that all the bad karma can go up to him or down to him,████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
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4. Lehan's 30, and you need to be 35, under our "constitution" to be prez.
Something like that.
Our family is running "All Star" restaurant now
They do western dishes or something
I don't know
I never really go there
The potato wedges are good
I went with my mum there for bolognese
Threatening Taxes and Investigations Over Harmful Conduct
4:30 a.m. (g)
If Dhammika or anyone does this sort of thing
It's a 20% harmful tax
And criminal investigations
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█████████ returning some thing he's stolen
████████████money laundering
And accepting a reduced, suspended sentence
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Or else
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Shavendra, JFK Looks and Jonathan’s PR Recommendation
5:15 a.m. (b)
Shavendra.
Looks like JFK.
Prasad's second kid Tharindu looks like JFK.
And.
You know what Jonathan?
If you write
On your CV
And you get a letter of recommendation from me
With my president's office letterhead
From me, as in myself, Lehan, The Lehan.
And you tell anyone
Even Trump
That you did PR for Lehan
You can go do anything
Surfing in the Maldives Where the Country Is Beach
5:30 a.m.
If I say, we're going surfing in Maldives.
And I hear their weather's nice this time of year
We're going surfing in Maldives.
And one thing you don't have to worry about
Is the location of the beach landing
Because the whole f***ing country's a beach
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