Breakfast Club Oranges

12:45 p.m.

(b)

Hehehe

I gotta use that one

1:00 p.m.

(c)

This isn't that bad, I'd give it 4 or 5.

It's poorly directed, cinematography sucks

But it's supposed to be treated as a black comedy

Not an Oscar award winning type of movie

1:15 p.m.

Eric, Julia Roberts' brother, is in The Killer's Mr Brightside.

1:15 p.m.

(b)

I don't really like the G-ddess Bree.

Hehhe

This is pretty funny

I guess, I have a disturbing sense of humor

It's quite funny

I felt like fainting when I saw them SPOILER: ██████████████████████

That's how I got the avocados out yesterday

2:30 p.m.

(b)

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They should skip Charles and give it to William. ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ However. She did do a good job as queen, in the sense, she's like the president of Singapore. Just an empty title, wasteful and doesn't fulfil any role.

Those people are not seen positively in Sri Lanka. People here generally resent the British because of the colonial past.

2:45 p.m.

I love Prison Architect.

2:45 p.m.

(b)

I really like this movie, it's quite funny. 6.5/10.

3:15 p.m.

(c)

German engineering

German engineers

German engines

Windsor

Can't compete with that

Very, very stylish

3:15 p.m.

(d)

Everyone also wants my autograph for my Captain's Log series

That's why I never print and only offer digital

Some of them print it out and beg me for my autograph

3:30 p.m.

(b)

Yeah, yeah, I'm all famous and s***

3:30 p.m.

(c)

Hehehe this guy's face lights up

So cute

Adorable

3:30 p.m.

(d)

This is right. I was thinking about this. Myself. Lehan was thinking about this.

3:45 p.m.

I suppose. A lot of people, the majority, do not like messed up content.

3:45 p.m.

(c)

I actually really like Muhammad.

3:45 p.m.

(d)

And the Anti-defamation League.

Or American Civil Liberties Union.

4:00 p.m.

This is really f***ing funny. I'm laughing my ass off. How can IMDb give them such a low score? It's clear they are joking.

I'd easily give them a 6.5/10.

And I give Top Gun Maverick a 8.5/10.

4:00 p.m.

(d)

XD

4:45 p.m.

(b)

This is f***ing hilarious.

4:45 p.m.

(c)

I did not come to bring peace on earth

But to raise a sword

Son against father

Daughter against mum

4:45 p.m.

(e)

A Lehan 6.5/10 is a very high rating. This is masterful dialogue. See people don't really pick up or understand these very clever references. Hitler would often get vitamin injections from his private physician Dr Joseph Mengele.

So, this guy's making fun of him.

5:00 p.m.

Hahahah this guy's so funny

5:00 p.m.

(b)

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Jeez. I think I shouldn't be laughing so much, but it's so amusing. Everything about Bush is very funny too, I'm shocked people take and took him seriously.

5:00 p.m.

(c)

I like Richard Gere.

5:00 p.m.

(d)

You're G-d damned right, Mr President.

5:30 p.m.

I write 1,000s of words per hour

5:45 p.m.

Black Humor:

Lehan, starts humming:

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5:45 p.m.

(b)

Hehehe

Oh s***, he knows about our hand signs...

6:00 p.m.

Daddy and sonny boy

Mommy and little princess

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Mommy has told her to go

6:00 p.m.

(c)

Alex...

Alexander Hamilton

6:00 p.m.

(d)

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Back in school, when I did go to school, I was pretty cool. I was quite popular. Had many friends. I was often at their places to play games or at parties.

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It sucks.

I'm waiting to put up my diary on the interwebs.

Just out there. Get paid for it.

6:15 p.m.

Miss Sri Lanka

You know, I don't really appreciate this very much, Lehan

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I want to be Prime Minister

What did Sandberg ever do to get that?

I can settle for 3rd or 4th PM

Me and Ruskhi are going to sue you

Also, no cakes for you from Butter Boutique

Even if I was Law Minister, which you --

You f***ing gave David Hornik for fun

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6:15 p.m.

(b)

Lehan alway pays for it

Lehan has another ground-breaking theory

As good as Lehan's "Brokeback Mountain School" Theory

Lehan's new theory is: "We Must Pay For Anything".

Also: "Just Tell 'Em We'll Pay 'Em".

"Equal Pay for Equal Work".

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By Saint Paul "Peter" Toubus

JFK 'Losing My Virginity' (1963)

Got a Bad Motherfucker Pulp Fiction Wallet

But it's really JFK's wallet.

6:15 p.m.

(d)

What happened to Casi?

Hehehe

She's into the whole Gisha thing

Geisha

Jesus

hehe

"Casi, when the customers see you, they will buy everything we have to sell, and pay double"

"Can you please be our COO?"

6:30 p.m.

(b)

Some kids listen to Justin Bieber, I guess

6:30 p.m.

(c)

Why didn't you call me?

You can product display Angry Pages anyway you like.

And props to Coke for this.

In Iceland, or whatever, omg, in Pauline's France !

Those French kids drink ███████ water

ughh

Can you believe it?

Michael Moore tries to offer Coke (Coca Cola) to some kids over there in a school cafeteria and they actually refused the candy water from the strange ████████████ man (Mikey Moore)

I was shocked

You can see it yourself on Where to Invade Next

I couldn't and can't believe it

6:45 p.m.

(d)

I actually found UK Sharma uncle's Cartier Cigarettes in my dad's closest

The rest of it just for jokes

Of course.

6:45 p.m.

(e)

No more student uniforms in Lehan Lanka

6:45 p.m.

(f)

Uhh I have a job opening for you

Yeah, it's

Yeah, uh huh, yeah "Angry Pages"

No, not The Angry Pages, just Angry Pages

No, Sulzberger, he uses fossil fuels

Can't have that

7:00 p.m.

My brother Milan found these big bananas in Mawanala. For 200 LKR.

Huge.

7:00 p.m.

(b)

Oranges are never a good sign

7:00 p.m.

(c)

Please Lucy, go ask Alex ███████: what have I ever done to deserve to be treated so disrespectfully...?

Anyway. I never got a locker in high school. Don't know what for.

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Hehehe

7:15 p.m.

(c)

Gasp

7:15 p.m.

(d)

reminds me -- i need more toilet paper

7:15 p.m.

(f)

"President Saint Lehan"

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7:30 p.m.

Yeah, but not as popular as me

7:30 p.m.

(b)

His Royal Highness:

Listen Jacques, I don't want hear any more of your G-d damned "Gateway Drug" theory

I'm the only one arounds here who makes up theories

Take your cue from Larry Summers

Who made sure Harvard's liberal, cool and teaching what's real

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And stop taking credit for MY IDEAS

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7:30 p.m.

(d)

I can't. You wouldn't believe me. But you can see all the "signs" are there.

Jeez. I'm so tired. I don't even do anything.

I wonder what's for dinner.

Hmm

Hehehe

I should really put up the website soon

And start earning

And pay this Hirshon with half, and tell him to

I don't know

It's his half anyway, he should pay people to do the cdns or something

Or something

Pay Kanchana to be my new lawyer or something

I wo

Yeah, I need a new lawyer for fun

7:45 p.m.

That's what she said.

7:45 p.m.

(b)

I actually really like Muhammad

He had the right idea

8:15 p.m.

(b)

Hehee

8:30 p.m.

Oh my, I couldn't have guessed

It's the silent types you gotta look out for

They take their cues from Clint Eastwood

And.

I think my high school personality is wide

I fit in with all the different social groups forming in school

I was a mix of everything

I did try everything, for instance, cookery class

No other boys did that, but that's what I wanted to do

I went to the chess club

I went to play cricket

Bought a Kookabura bat

I played basketball

Got And1s

I did try debate or whatever else

I sort of got along with everyone somehow

I don't know

I think it's because I never really judge anyone

I don't really -- well, I poke fun at and bully everyone

But in good spirit, not in mean spirit

As it's a lot of fun

Watching this. I think I was sort of a nerd. I was sort of the rich kid. I was sort of the jock. I was sort of the messed up kid. I was sort of the druggie. I was sort of the famous Harry Potter kid. I was sort of the mob boss. Sort of the victim.

Whatever.

I guess, I still am.

8:30 p.m.

(b)

Hi my name's Claire

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9:00 p.m.

UK has shut down...

9:15 p.m.

(d)

I can do this dance in this

9:30 p.m.

(b)

I didn't any Fs for O Levels

I got like 10 or 12 subjects

Many good grades

As and Bs

But I got F for Maths and Biology for A Levels

I got B for Business and C for Economics

I had like 10% school attendance

9:30 p.m.

(c)

I didn't get* any Fs for O Levels

I got B average for my Diploma in Singapore

I got a 2:2 for my Degree in the UK

But I got it promoted to a 2:1.

9:45 p.m.

(b)

Let's Vote Lehan so people have better things to do

10:00 p.m.

It's not very fair for me to talk about this. I'm a hypocrite here, a coward really. And I don't know anything about it. I also worry that telling people to read what I write if they are depressed might even be a mistake. As ███████████████████████████████████████████████ But I still suggest people who are depressed to read this. Especially, if you feel not understood, rejected or judged. This stuff will give you hope. That's a good reason why most of it should be kept free. All of it should be kept free on Facebook.

10:00 p.m.

(c)

I feel like, I'm that "product" all the universities, all the companies, the military, they all want to make, and boast about.

Oh, we built that.

It's pretty cool.

I have a lot of confidence we can takeover SL and develop this place.

I think what most people believe isn't just that we know people, have good strategies and are kind

It's that Lehan's see-through

The Transparency International mascot

With a heart of black gold

It's that they all believe Lehan won't steal anything, won't fail to write things down and won't fail.

10:45 p.m.

yes

10:45 p.m.

(b)

makes sense

11:00 p.m.

i like dwarf fortress too

plus rimworld

11:00 p.m.

(b)

and harvest moon or stardew valley, but not runescape, minecraft or factorio or don't starve

11:30 p.m.

get a reservation at Dorsia now

Wednesday, September 21st.

1:00 a.m.

Coke

1:15 a.m.

Top gun mav shot

1:30 a.m.

I'm feeling sleepy, calling it a night