And in our company, we actually swear by the old oath of allegiance, from Washington days because I'm a freemason
We swear to kill anyone the President of the US orders us to
But only if I agree with it!
I mean, if it's Trump, yes
But if it's some ugly monkey, f*** no.
We swear to carry out any instructions given to us by the President of the United States
Whom I am hoping, is either going to be Vance next, or even Gavin Newsom
As long as he won't be a f***ing Gavin Nuisance on my ass with those $800 Franchise Tax Board demands on my little old lemonade stand
I'm just a humble, simpleton, selling lemonade like a girl scout
And that wicked man, Gavin is trying to tax us to death
And I was on the phone with others, who I won't name, but they were saying, "Lehan, we need to leave California.. they're trying to tax us unfairly and too much"
I told them, "Gavin's not like that. Gavin's not a nuisance or a Newscum or a Newscam with those taxes and stuff... "
I gotta get one of those Jefferson Constitutions, to swear our officers when we hire them for the important jobs
Basically anyone reporting directly to me at AngryPages Inc
Jefferson BibLE*
