Xi clips, Lee Kuan Yew

1:15 p.m.

I like Xi. I think all of them strongly prefer me.

: )

1:15 p.m. (b)

Down, down with the bourgeois

Who dare to defile

The working class

We refer to as

The proletariat

Hehehehe

: )

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Soon to be highest paid public official

3:00 p.m. (b)

She knows the power of the dark side.

I would have "freed" the younglings if I was Anakin, by converting all of them into the Sith.

"Master Anakin, is it safe?", and I'd be like, so not Disney, I'd be like, come with me if you want to be free

And I'd have taught them, "the Jedi have lied to us"

They would have done better

4:30 p.m. (b)

Aww cute

4:45 p.m.

When my uncle Jagath goes into his own Sporting Star shops, and there are like 300 of them in SL

Nobody recognizes him either

What if G-d was one of us, just a stranger on the train?

Trying to make his way home?

4:45 p.m. (b)

Illegally blonde!

4:45 p.m. (c)

I can take your order, friend-o

I can serve away french fries

Lol

Enrique

5:00 p.m.

I dunno

I don't need to do interviews

People have access to my diary

It's one of the more honest ones available

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It's part of my personality

But honestly, besides this

I'm pretty cool

5:00 p.m. (b)

What if G-d was one of us?

Just a stranger on the bus?

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Except for maybe the Pope back in Rome.

9:15 p.m. (c)

While I would very much like to rename my street "Lee Kuan Yew Way". It's already named after my grandma.

So we will call some other road, Lee Kuan Yew.

And Parliament Road's going to be called Taylor Swift.

With a giant marble statue every few couple meters

With her songs and lyrics

11:00 p.m.

You want a job, John?

I would hire the guy to be the bank's CTO