MacBook Air M1 Love and a French-Chef Heatwave

12:00 p.m.

I also love my M1 Air. It's super fast, I have never experienced any problems or failures, it's super light, and a pleasure to use. It's Apple, so it's a luxury computer for the everyday user.

12:15 p.m.

This is a great laptop.

12:45 p.m.

This is cool

3:30 p.m.

I f***ing love this guy.

4:30 p.m.

That's pretty good

4:45 p.m.

I almost saw that (Superbad) with Pooja, instead of American Pie, hehehe

I always kind of, preferred girls as friends, as I relate to them better

I don't have any guy friends

I never watch sports for instance

Or do "guy things"

I don't know

I mean, I guess, I play video games █████████████ or guy things

But I think I'm kind of girly on my outlook

As in, it's a lot of

What do I talk about?

I think I'm just a bit more caring

Or nice

Or greedy

Pooja is a greedy money grabber like me

So I get along

I had like so many friends in Singapore or in England

I was actually famous wherever I went

Everyone knew me

But I kicked a lot of them off

I cut down like 50 to 2 Singaporean friends

100 to like 3 or 5 British friends

1,000 to like 30 Sri Lankan friends

I never keep up with or care about them

Come to think of it, I'm quite uncaring

I like Alex and Alex, who has once at a dinner table convo

Carvell's been like, "it's all about the money"

Or something, so I thought the guy was cool

Valerie is just like me : S$150/ hour friend

Pooja is like she'd ask for money to run an island, so cool

Lucy, at another dinner, she was talking to her friends near me

I couldn't finish my plate, and was too ashamed to throw it in the bin

So I was just stuck there and then they started talking girly stuff

She was talking about wearing foundation or make-up

Just to f*** with her, i nearly said, oh you wear bb cream first, it stays on

But I didn't, I held my tongue, didn't push it too far, and left

F*** what anyone else thinks

They all only think about what I'm thinking about now anyway

5:00 p.m. (g)

I met Alex's dad. I think he's been like, "Hi, I'm Dave". Cause they call themselves by the first name. Which I also do. I think everyone can't really escape or come to terms with the fact, I only turned 30 a few weeks ago. It's so hard because they're left having to reconcile the dreadful realization that the other established politicians are like 50 or 70. And while prior to Lehan, they were a 7 intelligence for Ranil, 3 for Sajith, 5 for Gota, who is 2 for honesty, but 6 patriot, and Ranil being 8 honest, and 2 patriot. Because after Lehan, they all became 0s and 1s, as Lehan became the only hot blonde chick, who is a 10.

Umm

Uh

I promise

This is NOT a segue, Alex.

This is a not a segue

This is not

Even though, I can write this again or any other way

This is NOT a segue

You are not a freak as well

And I am NOT a bully

But we met Emily too, Alex's sister

Alex, knowing me must've warned her

Watch out for that one

Hehehe

They're cool people

Didn't one of those British prime ministers say that?

Cameron said that

Norwegian's like "Call me Dave"

And that if I could be his bodyguard

He could be my long lost pal

5:45 p.m. (c)

I also have read all the Harry Potter

Question is have you read all the AngryPages?

5:45 p.m. (d)

Alright Cedric

And the rest of my fellow Sri Lankans

Now we are gonna play a little game

Okay guys?

And girls?

It's

A fun game

That came about

Because

All work and no play makes Lehan a dull boy.

And we're going to play this while listening to Taylor Swift

Labyrinth

Alright, so you guys (incl. girls) have to run

Altogether now, make a W shape with your fingers

Come on close

Weiss power on three

Weiss power!!

Let's see how f***ing dull I am now

Lehan proceeds to take his

Toy

And umm

Play run and catchers

Or runners and catcher

Axer*

6:00 p.m. (b)

I'm not afraid of the dark

As a child, I was

But I grew into it

I prefer it now

I love the shadow

I feel my own grows in it

A lion doesn't fear it

The tigers comfort in it

It's where we lurk

It's how we get close

You pounce from the dark

6:30 p.m. (g)

I love this song.

I fit the "███████████████profile.

Alex █████ will deny me three times before I sue.

7:45 p.m. (d)

President Romeo Montague:

"Oh Pauline, i saw that France has a heatwave. Oh no. Oh no boo hoo. Are you keeping cool over there?"

The French Weiss:

"Heyyyy yeah, it's bla bla bla"

***

One of these two is only thinking, can you send ███████████████████████?

How bad is it?

7:45 p.m. (e)

Cause it's so hot

***

Omg Pauline went there for an Oasis concert

They did Wonderwall or something

8:00 p.m. (b)

Sean ████████████ and me ████████████████ all the time.

We were stoned out our minds, dude's dad Mahinda Samarasinghe was watching TV, in the second floor

We went upstairs to ██████████ ████ from Morocco

Oh boo hoo, come and ██████ me motherfucker, I'm the █████████, and I can do ████████, and get away with ████████

When I listen to Awolnation's Hollow Moon, I'm thinking to myself that I've been running for █████████ all my lifetime

And I'll be back from the dead soon motherfucker -- before █████, and before Trump gets back in the big house ██████████████████████████

Anyway

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It's just to improve our response times

This way, we can figure out a way to be the fastest police response teams, and also, the most profitable, and the most successful

Lehan is death on the illegal drugs, and Lehan is profit for everyone here, and everyone overseas

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And I'm the greatest kind of rockstar there ever is, or was, because my guitar is a M16, or a HK416, they both look kinduv the same, and that's why I'm so good at rock and roll, because I'm always loaded

***

And once, Sean has carried me in, cause I was shitfaced, and wasted, and threw up and everything and couldn't walk

And he's said oh Lehan is here to my angry mum who gave me a hard time

Because she's a loser

And whatever

I remember before passing out

When my meemaw (grandma), died, Sean showed up in my room, and I woke up because the dude woke me up, and dressed me up to go to her funeral or whatever hehehe

I gotta lock my doors, I need my handsome sleep, like him, he's got OCD, cause a shelf fell on him as a kid, and he got traumatized, he's got psychological contamination issues, so he locks the doors again and again

My OCD is conkin' me in the head, keep knockin'

Nobody's home, I'm sleepwalkin'

I'm just relayin' what the voice in my head's sayin'

Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just friends with the

Monster, who is the head of state

Get along with his psycho babbles

They make sense to me

You're trying to vote for him?

Stop helping the little psycho.

And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you know I'm crazy.

8:30 p.m. (d)

Lots of

Umm

A lot of

Suspiciousness in that one

8:30 p.m. (e)

ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT

8:45 p.m. (b)

I've seen this as a child

And I checked out Area 51 too

My house is bigger

8:45 p.m. (d)

I also do body paintings !!!

8:45 p.m. (e)

Narcissistic personality perk

Check

8:45 p.m. (f)

Lehan's list of presidential promises:

1. Transparency.

2. Revenge.

3. Freedom

4. Prosperity

5. Justice

6. Moral decency.

7. Family values.

8. Human rights.

9. Leading Buddhism.

10. ██████████████████

9:00 p.m. (b)

Cedric.