March 05, 2021

March 5, 2021

2:45 PM

Bread Storage, a Needed Haircut and Colombo by Jeep

2:30 p.m.

* Okay, so 2:30 p.m. is sort of lunch time, Lehan thought internally, in the Eric Cartman voice. *

OR ELSE

Okay, so 2:30 p.m. is sort of lunch time. I thought that internally in the Eric Cartman from South-park voice.

I worry that the loaf of bread is going to spoil soon. The opened soda goes flat in 3 days, unlike a Jesus Christ. I think the bread was out for 3 days. There are 16 slices or 14 slices and 2 bread butts which I use to cover the opening. So, I have eaten 4 slices. There are 10 slices remaining. I will take 4 after lunch, then 4 in the middle of the night and 2 slices to make a Marmite sandwich.

Men At Work -- Down Under:

https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s

[Verse 1]

Traveling in a fried-out Kombi

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When I look at the 200g cheddar brick my mum bought, you can tell, the opened sides, they harden up. I like that part. I love that part. It is similar with the bread. I kept a sandwich out in the fridge for a few hours, it became stale. I use Finagle bread. I used King's Mill bread in UK from Tesco's, I kept it in the freezer and only defrosted what I needed.

I think my mum said that if you really wrap it up really properly with aluminium foil (destroying the environment, just like Mikey De Alwis' aluminium Capri Sun) or with plastic (again, destroying the environment), it will last longer. It might work.

I need to get a haircut today. I look like that guy, Thilanga mami and Sandalal uncle's friend, the Colombo By Jeep guy, I cannot remember his name. I think that if Jorge, Alex or Jonathan show up in SL, I will call him and they can go on a tour of Colombo or outside Colombo by open jeep.

Nishantha Abeysekara. He has long hair like this guy, Howard Stern my inspiration, ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Hmm.. Whatever. If you watch the American Pie: Beta House prophesy, us, nerds, ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ -- and in the words of Prophet Good Charlotte who was baptised in the River: "girls don't like boys, girls like cars, Colombo by Jeep and cash money".

3:15 PM

Outgrowing Good Charlotte, Lostprophets and Old Music Memories

3:00 p.m.

I used to like this song by Good Charlotte, and also Rooftops and Last Train Home by the Lost Prophets. Now I do not like these, as I outgrew them.

Good Charlotte -- The River:

https://youtu.be/yVm8PjWCvLg

As I walk through the valley

Of the shadow of L.A.

The footsteps that were next to me

Have gone their separate ways

I've seen enough now to know that beautiful things

Don't always stay that way

I've done enough now to know this beautiful place

Isn't everything they say

I heard that evil comes disguised

Like the city of angels

I'm walking towards the light

Baptized in the river

I've seen a vision of my life and I wanna be delivered

In the city was a sinner

I've done a lot of things wrong but I swear I'm a believer

Like the prodigal son, I was out on my own

Now I'm trying to find my way back home

Baptized in the river

I'm delivered, I'm delivered

You're from a small town

You're gonna grow up fast underneath these lights

Down in Hollywood on the boulevard

The dead come back to life

To the praying Mother and the worried Father

Let your children go

If they come back they'll come home stronger

And if they don't you'll know

They say that evil comes disguised

Like the city of angels

I'm walking towards the light

Baptized in the river

I've seen a vision of my life and I wanna be delivered

In the city was a sinner

I've done a lot of things wrong but I swear I'm a believer

Like the prodigal son, I was out on my own

Now I'm trying to find my way back home

Baptized in the river

I'm delivered, I'm delivered

Baptized in the river

(On my own!)

Baptized in the river

(On my own!)

I wanna be delivered

(On my own!)

Baptized in the river

(On my own!)

I wanna be delivered

Baptized in the river

(On my own!)

I wanna be delivered

Baptized in the river

(On my own!)

I wanna be delivered

I confess I'm a sinner

I've seen a vision of my life

And I wanna be delivered!

***

I used to sing the words all wrong for The River, it is embarrassing to admit. But whatever! I am happy to hear these old songs.

It makes me remember my younger days.

Sven Gilbert likes Lost Prophets too. I remember we were at Miss Gayani Gupta's Computer Class and he told us.

Nah, this Lostprophets Rooftops song is terrible. But this Last Train Home song is a 3 out of 10 okay.

I also, had this Sony music player, I wanted an iPod, but my dad did not buy me one in Singapore, and I tried to put some songs into my Sony whatever ( :'( ) and then, it broke and only one song ended up on it:

Nelly's Over and Over Again song, and then it became terrible and I did not like it anymore.

No, this Last Train Home is a 2 or 1 out of 10. It is bad. It may have been good back when I first heard it.

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I have to go get some lunch. I hate the food in SL. I have downloaded overnight, this movie with Alec Baldwin, Glengarry Glen Ross. They should have called it: "Coffee Is Only For Closers". Or whatever.

I have to still paint an oil painting of Stephen LaBrooy urinating in the Whites Only Colombo Swimming Club to hang in the Dutch Burgher Union and also, of this guy, outgoing District Grand Master of District Grand Lodge of Sri Lanka: Malin Goonetilleke, so, unlike Adolf, but like Winston, I can establish my dominance over everyone in SL.

5:15 PM

Wanting a Sarah Silverman-Type Girlfriend and Better Masonic Food

5:15 p.m.

I like Sarah Silverman. I also like another Jewish lady, Sarah ████████. I want a girlfriend like that b***h. I will pay her, I should put up a job casting advertisement, "Girlfriend Wanted".

I just took a body wash and I am now eating my terrible, s***ty SL food. I am going to take a picture of it to share my grief, an infinite times worse than any other sorrow.

I never go to Freemason meetings in Sri Lanka any longer. The people are not cool enough, Sohli Captain never attends and also the food at the Festive Board is so terrible you really begin to wonder whether they are all r***rded or crazy.

Disgusting food, Ferhad will fall down to his Zoroastrian hell and eat spoiling food for the rest of existence for ever and ever as punishment for his heart being weighed down by the guilt of inflicting this gruelling torture unto me. Disgusting festive board in SL. More like Life is Suffering food board. They better change the menu.

Ferhad and Sohli should get Aban Pestonjee to give me the Zoroastrian Parsi discount on her McDonald's by Abans restaurant or serve it to the guests as Freemasons. Richie Rich had a McDonald's in his house and he never complained and you never see an unhappy person at a McDonald's.

https://youtu.be/NYqSUJq3vqo

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2:00 AM

Planning a Short Video and Playing Prince’s “Little Red Corvette”

Saturday, March 6th, 2021

2:00 a.m.

I had some pistachio. I am writing a plan, for a video presentation for my friend, it will be as short as possible. Probably 2 minutes. I prefer to send videos instead of emails, and only for one person.

I look really good. Though I am incredibly skinny and underweight and biblically peaky.

I love Prince, and I was waiting for Saturday night to sing this song, but I could not wait.

Prince -- Little Red Corvette:

https://youtu.be/v0KpfrJE4zw

[Verse 1]

I guess I should've known by the way you parked your car sideways

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“Little Red Corvette” is arguably the greatest song about a one night stand in history… and Prince is pretty good at these. He compares this woman to an exciting ride in a powerful sports car.

It was the second single from 1999 and became Prince’s first of 14 top 10 hits in the 1980s. Its success then pushed the album’s first single “1999” up to a later higher peak of #12 (after stalling at #44 previously).